Testing\qa Engineering For Only Eur 177.7/mo!

Тема в разделе "Поиск работы", создана пользователем -, 15 янв 2010.

  1. Гость

    Highly educated guy is looking for a job in the sphere of QA Engineering.
    I have no experience in Testing\Qa Engineering and want to make a career in this field.
    that's why I offer my services

    -= FOR ONLY EUR 177.7/mo* =-

    I need a company that can provide me with the possibility to start working as a QA Engineer.
    Detailed resume and recomendations may be provided upon request.

    I'M WAITING FOR YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH A JOB OFFER.

    DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO EMPLOY A !PERSPECTIVE! SPECIALIST THAT CAN
    MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE FINANCIAL SUCCESS
    CHEAP AND EASY, THAT CAN BECOME A GREAT PART OF YOUR COMPANY'S
    MECHANISM AND MULTIPLY THE FUNDS THAT WERE INVESTED IN YOUR COMPANY!


    I am:
    - Clever
    - Organized
    - Hard working(!!!)
    - Attentive
    - Honest
    - Easy-learning(!!!!!!)

    I can offer:
    - Ability to work at holidays**
    - Ability to work up to 16 hours per day**
    - Ability to work at the night time**
    - Ability to work for less salary than other specialists.
    - Great communication skills
    - Strong problem solving abilities.
    - Knowledge of MS Windows (95 and higher) at administrator's level
    - Ability to communicate in Enginsh!

    I know (at the begineer's level)
    - Delphi
    - Visual Basic
    - Java Script
    - HTML
    - DreamWeaver

    So could you please provide me with a valid email address of your HR Manager where I can send my resume with the complete information about
    my skills and experience. I am looking forward to your reply.

    PS
    I KNOW THAT I AM NOT AN EXPERIENCED SPECIALIST THAT YOU MAY NEED.. BUT! I
    AM VERY CHEAP AND PERSPECTIVE.
    SO
    IF YOU ARE GOING TO DECLINE TO MY OFFER...

    BEFORE LEAVING THIS PAGE AND CONTINUE SURFING THE WEB LOOKING FOR A CANDIDATE THAT WILL NEVER SWITCH HIS PC ON FOR LESS THAN 1000 DOLLARS PLEASE NOTE:

    YOUR COMPANY'S MANAGEMENT WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR MISSING MY
    OUTSTANGING OFFER!!!!
    THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    * I reserve the right to ask my employer to increase my salary after 2 months of work.
    ** For extra compensation
    Thanks
     
  2. Гость

    Damned!!!!!!!!!!
    I can't believe in the reality of picture that my monitor shows.
    I'm logging into my account and my private-message-box is still empty!!!!!
    EMPTY Like seas on the surface of the Moon!!!!
    WHATS GOING ON????
    Unbelivable!!!
    I'm staying here and crying "give me a Tester's job for just 177 euros"... and there is still NO response...
    Really, something is going wrong with this world!!!!!!!!
    This is a real opportunity for IT companies to employ a perspective man with a clear brain, university degree in computer programming, and a strong ability to show really great productivity in the work!!! But nobody needs me.
    Nobody needs my services.
    Or may be people like me are assaulting your offices every day and you've overfilled all your teams with such great people???? and you've became tired of offers like this one????
    I dont believe!!!!!!
    Dear adequate employer!!!
    Helloooo!!!!! This message is addressed to you!!!
    I'm flooding at this forum in order to attract YOUR attention!!!!!!!!!!!
    Where is your email where I can send you my detailed resume and begin working for !!!only 177!!! euros per month???
    Do you actually exist in this great country called The Republic Of Belarus???
    I'm so tired to wait for you but I am still waiting for you.
    I'm very energetic and I'm able to do really great things for your company, just show me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Dear potential employer
    I'm still looking forward to receiving your private message with a job offer!!!!!!!!
    btw I'm able to work outside of Minsk, (...if you cover my expenses)
    And I have a very high typing speed, so I can work faster then others (potentially).
    Also!!!!!!!!!! I have bought a 100+ pages book about RULES OF BUSINESS EMAILS WRITING and I'M ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR SWEETHEART CLIENTS !!VERY!! CORRECTLY so most likely they will enjoy reading my email messages and your company will appear more serious and respectable than great and famous Microsoft Corporation!!!!!!!!!!!. :))))))))))))))))))))))
    so, DEAR EMPLOYER!!! TIME IS SHORT!!! HURRY UP!!! DONT LET YOUR COMPETITOR BE FASTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Гость

    I've just discovered that this forum doesn't allow me using private messaging.
    Well, I'm surprised.
    I have no idea how I can enable it and I don't know what is the reason for me to waste my time reading huge manuscripts called forum rules to understand the brilliant logic of forum admins. May be they just afraid of spammers. If so, I'm thanking god that they don't afraid of gangsters and they dont shoot to everyone who comes to their respectable board :)
    So, dear employer!
    If you have already made any unsuccessful attempts to contact me via private messenger please accept my apologies for that incident.


    HERE IS MY EMAIL FOR YOUR JOB OFFERS

    kgbsssr@tut.by

    THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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